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I genuinely love this novelty vibrator. I went in with low expectations because novelty toys often prioritize looks over function, but the Romp Lipstick proved me completely wrong. This actually works great, like, legitimately great. The design is gorgeous, the performance is solid, and the portability is unmatched. This has become my go-to toy for travel or anytime I'm out because it already comes with a lid and looks completely innocent. You don't need to worry about explaining why you have a sex toy in your bag when it looks like makeup. If you're someone who appreciates beautiful design and wants a toy that's both functional and discreet, this is absolutely worth the investment. It's proof that novelty toys don't have to compromise on quality or performance.

If you're a fan of bees, pollination and flowers than put on your apiary suit and invite one of these bumbling beauties back to your hive! It's perfect for beginners that don't want a large toy or an overly intense one, and want to experience a different type of stimulation. It's capable of handle rain showers like a pro, is pretty affordable and absolutely adorable. Personally I'm ecstatic it's in my collection just for the sheer cuteness of it. Testing it on the initial charge it came with resulted in a slow burn build up rather than an exciting or fast finish, but that's not a bad thing! Perhaps it will have more buzz in its bonnet when it's fully charged, or it'll just remain the perfect little flower starter!

The French Tickler is an interesting concept, but I don't think it works well for my anatomy. I didn't feel much stimulation when I used it, and I was hoping that it would pack a bigger punch because of its large size and intense motor. I wills say that it is unique and may be a great addition to a novelty toy collectors arsenal.

I really wanted to love this toy. The concept is so fun and unique, tongue vibrators aren't common, and the idea of simulating oral sex is pretty appealing. The design is interesting, the quality is good, and it's affordable. But I can't get past the fundamental flaw: the tongue is just too small to be effective. It doesn't provide enough sensation or coverage to work the way it's supposed to. I tried multiple times, wanting it to work, but I couldn't reach climax using the tongue feature alone. It's not a bad toy. The vibration works fine, the materials are quality, it's silent and waterproof. As a standard vibrator, it's perfectly serviceable. I'm just sad that I can't properly utilize the tongue part because that's the entire point. It ends up being a good novelty toy to have around, nice to look at, fun to show friends, smooth premium materials, affordable price. But it fails at its main purpose, which is disappointing. If you're looking for a unique conversation piece that can also function as a basic vibrator, this could work. But if you're buying this specifically hoping for realistic tongue-like stimulation, you'll likely be disappointed like I was. The tongue versus an actual human tongue just doesn't compare, the size difference is too significant. It's still worth having as a novelty item if you collect unique toys, and maybe it works better for people with different anatomy or sensitivity levels. But for me, it couldn't deliver on what made it special in the first place.

My verdict is to forget this toy and find something better at a similar price point, or if you're looking for something truly unique, be willing to splurge a bit more. There are plenty of fish in the sea, and this disappointing friend is definitely sinking to the bottom. From packaging to performance to materials, this was a total miss. Basically, spend your money elsewhere and don't end up wondering why this toy's one defining feature is suddenly leaving you in the dark.